Saturday, 20 June 2015
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Her Grace is excited for the solstice, not only because the long dark hours make for excellent astronomical viewing, but that it now means we're on our way towards summer.
Saturday, 6 June 2015
600 Year Old Butt Song From Hell
See this guy's butt?
It's got the music of the damned tattooed all over it. What sin did this guy commit to get his own cursed song inked into his behind?
Here's a pullback shot of the picture:
And here's the whole triptych by Hieronymus Bosch - "The Garden of Earthly Delights":
Anyhow, some genius student by name of Amelia from Oklahoma Christian University noticed this guy's shame in a painting. After she and a mate had snickered over it a while (embarrassment is part of this guy's penance for his sin. Man, what did he do?) she decided to transcribe it.
I'm liking Amelia. She's a music/arts major with a bit of computer science thrown in. This is exactly the sort of whackadoodle thing I would have done at university.
Apparently I'm not the only one who's intrigued by her music. Will, the wellmanicuredman, was also taken by this cursed little tune and he did a rather lovely arrangement, with lyrics. I can't embed it here, so go listen to it. You'll like it.
I wish I knew the guy's original sin. Must have been a doozy, because here we are, six hundred years later, giving him grief.
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Her Grace's blog post today is brought to you by a love of music, a strange sense of humour and TASE Day.
It's got the music of the damned tattooed all over it. What sin did this guy commit to get his own cursed song inked into his behind?
Here's a pullback shot of the picture:
And here's the whole triptych by Hieronymus Bosch - "The Garden of Earthly Delights":
Anyhow, some genius student by name of Amelia from Oklahoma Christian University noticed this guy's shame in a painting. After she and a mate had snickered over it a while (embarrassment is part of this guy's penance for his sin. Man, what did he do?) she decided to transcribe it.
I'm liking Amelia. She's a music/arts major with a bit of computer science thrown in. This is exactly the sort of whackadoodle thing I would have done at university.
Apparently I'm not the only one who's intrigued by her music. Will, the wellmanicuredman, was also taken by this cursed little tune and he did a rather lovely arrangement, with lyrics. I can't embed it here, so go listen to it. You'll like it.
I wish I knew the guy's original sin. Must have been a doozy, because here we are, six hundred years later, giving him grief.
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Her Grace's blog post today is brought to you by a love of music, a strange sense of humour and TASE Day.
Labels:
funny,
historical,
music,
TASE Day
Tuesday, 2 June 2015
Patronage, or "How the Author Gets to Eat"
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| Antonio Verrio had the patronage of William III. |
Until very recently in human history the Artists (aka painters and playwrights and composers, etc) were supported by Patrons (aka the King, the Lord, the Rich Men, the Bishops of the Church, etc). In exchange for the basic necessities of life, artists painted or wrote or composed whatever their patron wished.
Down side: they didn't get much choice in what they had to produce. He who has the gold makes the rules.
Up side: at least they were doing their art, and there was time to work on their own projects, if permitted.
The 20th Century changed much of how humanity functions socially. Patronage, in the old sense, has all but disappeared. However, nothing will ever change the fact that an artist needs to eat.
Where does the means for food & shelter come from? The modern-day equivalent of the patron.
Until the art/writing can bring in enough money, patronage is how an artist eats.
Patronage isn't free money (unless you're a trust fund baby). You've got to give something back to the patron in exchange for their support. In the old days (oh, 200-plus years ago) patrons supported artists, writers, composers, etc in exchange for them painting/writing/composing what the patron wanted them to. There are many a great composer who wrote brilliant music, but not necessarily the music they wanted to write. They were at the whim of their patron. They patron wants a series of chamber music sonatas? The patron gets a series of chamber music sonatas, even if the composer has dreams of composing a symphony.
Now, many an artist has what they call the Day Job. This is a job that is most likely not related to their field of art. The novelist is an accountant by day. The artist works as a secretary. The actor turns to waitressing.
Others may have something more akin to the traditional patronage pattern in the form of a Supportive Spouse. Your engineering husband doesn't mind you staying home with the kids and your novels. Your actuary wife is okay with you working on your music all day, as long as the house is clean when she gets home. Some people might dream of a Sugar Daddy, thinking that all he would do is throw money at you to do whatever you want. Unless you're the spoiled, pampered princess descendant of a rich, indulgent father, ain't no way you getting any money from anyone without them expecting anything in return. (What does the Sugar Daddy want from you?)
Then there's the grant model. Modern Patrons of the Arts do provide scholarships and grants to allow an artist to pursue the project they want. However, grants often require projects to fit certain criteria. If your pitched project doesn't fit what the grantor is looking to support, you might not get funding.
Then there's the grant model. Modern Patrons of the Arts do provide scholarships and grants to allow an artist to pursue the project they want. However, grants often require projects to fit certain criteria. If your pitched project doesn't fit what the grantor is looking to support, you might not get funding.
Crowdfunding fits in under the grant model of funding. You pitch your idea and whoever's fancy it tickles will toss money your way. Does your idea have enough merit to attract funding?
Currently, I am using a combination of a part-time Day Job and Supportive Spouse to enable me to have enough writing time. As the children get older, the necessity of my staying home during those crossroad moments isn't as necessary. As soon as the kids old enough to not need their mommy, I will no longer have a reason not to seek out full-time employment.
However, I don't want to go back to a day job. I want to proceed to that fourth, most glorious, free-est category of artist there is: Self-Funded Artist.
This is the mode we all dream about. Imagine, not having to be dependent on a modern-day patron for your day-to-day needs! Wake up in the morning without the stress or grief of having to put aside your artistic desires so you can go fix someone else's computer, answer someone else's phones, give someone else fries with that.
There are two modes of Self-Funded Artist: Financially Independent and Income Generating.
A Financially Independent artist has a source of passive income, usually from investments, patents, trust fund, etc that provides a steady flow of spendable, regardless of what they do. If they wished to sit around all day and write the word "Wibble" ten thousand times, they could.
An Income Generating artist is one whose artistic work has enough value to bring in enough income to live on. Full-time authors with a decent backlist. Steadily-employed actors. Essentially, this is the Day Job in your chosen field of art. Lucky is the artist who can unlock this achievement.
My ultimate goal is to become a Financially Independent artist whose capital arose mostly from earnings from my Income Generating art. Not only will this free me from the Day Job but will also free Supportive Spouse from his so he can pursue his own projects.
After all, he has dreams too.
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Help Her Grace achieve her dreams; buy her books, review them honestly and tell your friends to buy her books as well. If you don't buy her books, buy someone else's or give patronage to an artist.
Wednesday, 27 May 2015
What is your career vision?
Fellow writer John Scalzi recently made a deal with his publisher to deliver thirteen books over the next ten years. The money mentioned was a nice thing, but what impressed me the most was the time-frame.
Essentially, this guy just scored TEN YEARS of Job Security as an author. He knows what he's gonna be doing for the next ten years and won't have to worry about where/when the money is coming from to pay the bills, or if anyone's gonna buy his next book. He's set for a decade.
What a lucky guy. I wish I had that sort of stability in my writing career. Chances are, when my backlist is as long as his, I might get that chance.
Whenever I hear news of this sort, I give a review to my 50-Year Plan (aka writing career). Is my career on track? What can I do to improve the little things?
I have a business plan. After reading Scalzi's thoughts on That Deal, I reviewed my plan. I take comfort in the fact that I didn't feel the need to alter or change much of that plan. I did feel a touch more motivation. And I'm lucky to be able to act on that motivation today.
Last week was a Very Busy Week with lots of non-writing stuff. I had to put writing aside for 160 hours. Now that I've got my regularly scheduled life back, Scalzi's news came at just the right time to let me indulge in a motivational reaction, instead of whimpering uselessly while Everything Else pushed my writing aside.
I'm 60% through my current WIP, right on target for my August 1 deadline.
Meanwhile, I am happy and thankful to have a backlist. Feel free to read and review my books. I've got more coming out soon.
Question for comments: What is your career vision? Do you have a plan?
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Her Grace dreams of the day she'll permanently be a full-time author.
Essentially, this guy just scored TEN YEARS of Job Security as an author. He knows what he's gonna be doing for the next ten years and won't have to worry about where/when the money is coming from to pay the bills, or if anyone's gonna buy his next book. He's set for a decade.
What a lucky guy. I wish I had that sort of stability in my writing career. Chances are, when my backlist is as long as his, I might get that chance.
Whenever I hear news of this sort, I give a review to my 50-Year Plan (aka writing career). Is my career on track? What can I do to improve the little things?
I have a business plan. After reading Scalzi's thoughts on That Deal, I reviewed my plan. I take comfort in the fact that I didn't feel the need to alter or change much of that plan. I did feel a touch more motivation. And I'm lucky to be able to act on that motivation today.
Last week was a Very Busy Week with lots of non-writing stuff. I had to put writing aside for 160 hours. Now that I've got my regularly scheduled life back, Scalzi's news came at just the right time to let me indulge in a motivational reaction, instead of whimpering uselessly while Everything Else pushed my writing aside.
I'm 60% through my current WIP, right on target for my August 1 deadline.
Meanwhile, I am happy and thankful to have a backlist. Feel free to read and review my books. I've got more coming out soon.
Question for comments: What is your career vision? Do you have a plan?
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Her Grace dreams of the day she'll permanently be a full-time author.
Labels:
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book deal,
job security,
writer's life
Tuesday, 26 May 2015
Vocab: why I hate the word "cute"
This week I have come across the word "cute" used in contexts that annoy me.
Fr'ex:
Fr'ex:
- The Cutest Blog on the Block
- That friend who always looks so cute-and-put-together
- You should wear this. It's a cute dress.
- What a cute haircut!
As a single, standalone word, I don't mind "cute". It has its time and place. What annoys me is when people use the word cute out of its time and place.
Cute, for me (and Webster), is defined as "having a pleasing and usually youthful appearance". I'd describe a baby as "cute". A well-dressed little girl or boy as "cute". A Volkswagen Bug as "cute".
But I can't describe an adult as "cute". For me, "cute" implies a non-mature appeal to my parental nature. If I want to squeeze its little cheeks and speak to it in baby talk and feed it, then it's cute.
I'd never apply the label of "cute" to a woman because that would take away from her adultness. I definitely do NOT associate "cute" with "sexy". (Webster, you betray me.)
I'd never apply the label of "cute" to a woman because that would take away from her adultness. I definitely do NOT associate "cute" with "sexy". (Webster, you betray me.)
So whenever I hear the word "cute" applied to an adult, it makes me go *squick*. It's just not right.
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Her Grace refuses to be described as "cute". If you must describe Her Grace, "elegant" is a more preferred term.
Her Grace refuses to be described as "cute". If you must describe Her Grace, "elegant" is a more preferred term.
Tuesday, 19 May 2015
Head in the Game
I confess April burned me out a little when it comes to blogging. Fret not, I'll get back into a regular posting schedule in June. May is a very busy month for me, with the end of the Semester and about ten family birthdays and the onset of Winter (Makuru). The big rocks demand all my spoons this week.
The other day I was at work reading a manual. I got to the end of the page and couldn't remember a thing I'd read. It was just after lunch and my brain was drifting about. I couldn't stay focused. I kept thinking about my novels. I had to go back and re-read the page two more times. It took a lot of energy, but I got it done.
While daydreaming is a very important tool to the Artist, and it's good that a brain wants to sort out the WIP, doing it while I'm on someone else's dollar is not the done thing.
Most writers have the Day Job--that reliable source of income that enables a roof over our heads and food in our bellies and electricity to our computers. It is, essentially, our Patron. And as our Patron, you need to give it proper respect if you wish it to continue supporting your creative lifestyle.
And that means when you're at the Day Job, you focus on the Day Job. That's the etiquette.
But man, some days focus can be harder than others.
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Her Grace's marketing tip: If you're allowed to put up stuff in your cubicle, put up pics of your book covers. Also, a Post-it saying, "Buy my books!" doesn't hurt either. Otherwise, head in the game.
The other day I was at work reading a manual. I got to the end of the page and couldn't remember a thing I'd read. It was just after lunch and my brain was drifting about. I couldn't stay focused. I kept thinking about my novels. I had to go back and re-read the page two more times. It took a lot of energy, but I got it done.
While daydreaming is a very important tool to the Artist, and it's good that a brain wants to sort out the WIP, doing it while I'm on someone else's dollar is not the done thing.
Most writers have the Day Job--that reliable source of income that enables a roof over our heads and food in our bellies and electricity to our computers. It is, essentially, our Patron. And as our Patron, you need to give it proper respect if you wish it to continue supporting your creative lifestyle.
And that means when you're at the Day Job, you focus on the Day Job. That's the etiquette.
But man, some days focus can be harder than others.
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Her Grace's marketing tip: If you're allowed to put up stuff in your cubicle, put up pics of your book covers. Also, a Post-it saying, "Buy my books!" doesn't hurt either. Otherwise, head in the game.
Labels:
day job,
marketing,
writer's life
Tuesday, 5 May 2015
eBook readers
I've
always loved sci-fi gadgets. They're so cool!
And
now that we're in the 21st Century, many of the sci-fi gadgets I dreamed about
as a child are a reality (except for lightsabres. I'm still waiting for one of
those).
One
of the nifty things I love is an eBook reader. I read on a Kobo Aura HD. It's
got a touch screen and the most beautiful backlighting I've seen on an
electronic device.
I
could read the thing for hours. (Waitaminnut. I do.) I've got nearly 900 books
on my little cutie, and more are added every week.
While
there is an old-school charm about print books, how they look so good on a
shelf, how you can easily loan them to friends who never return them, how you
can drop it in the tub and not worry about electrocution (or the mad, wet dash
for a tub of dry rice), I must confess I prefer the convenience and ease of
ebooks.
What
I love about ebooks:
- Lightweight. A
thousand books weighing about 200 grams? Awesome. Not to mention the ease
of carrying an ebook reader around. Few single books weigh less than my
ebook reader, even with its protective cover.
- Convenience. My
ebook reader boots up as quickly as it would take for me to open to a
bookmarked page in a traditional book.
- Night reading. My
Kobo Aura HD has a lovely easy-on-the-eyes backlight with adjustable
brightness. Perfect for reading in bed at night. And should I fall asleep,
the ebook reader will turn itself off after bookmarking my page. If I had
had an eBook reader as a child, I would never have gotten
any sleep!
- Access. If I
want to read the next Mary Robinette Kowal, I can. My Aura HD connects to
the KoboBooks bookstore and I can have any book I want in their catalogue
in less than a minute. As for library books, it's a little bit more of a
song-and-dance, but even so, in under five minutes, I can check out eBooks
from my local library.
- Go-go-gadget coolness! Those
readers who are nostalgic for the old-world charm of a print book can be
nostalgic for that. However, as a child of sci-fi, my skiffy soul is
thrilled with the sheer gadgetryness of an eBook reader. You can be
nostalgic for the past. I long for the future.
Currently AS GOOD AS GOLD and FOR
RICHER, FOR POORER are available on KoboBooks, and other good
eBook retailers. So if you're a Kindle fan, a Kobo
lover (like me) or a Nook addict, you can
read my books.
My
next three novels will also be available as eBooks.
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Her Grace is looking forward to the day when books
can be uploaded directly to one's brain.
Labels:
as good as gold,
ebook,
ebook reader,
For Richer For Poorer,
novellas,
reading
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